Apps
Extra side of sauce for an additional charge.
3 Pepe Mac Balls 3 cacio pepe mac balls with side of sauce. Veggie.
5 Goombah Mutz Sticks Creamy mutz with Jersey Italian herb crumb crust. Side of sauce. Veggie.
Cheezy Garlic Bread Served with a side of marinara or vodka. Tony's tip, add pepperoni or make vegan. Vegan.
3 Chicken Tenders Hand battered tenders with fries and honey mustard sauce.
Salads
Uptown Cobb Salad Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
Boken Girl Salad Arugula spring mix, Sicilian Soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
Tuk-Tuk Salad Romaine, green papaya slaw, cilantro, Thai satay sauce, roasted peanut, Sriracha Thai ranch dressing. Choose: grilled chicken, steak or cauliflower.
Greektown Salad Romaine, grilled halloumi, Kalamata olive, grape tomato, cucumber, parsley, creamy Greek dressing. Veggie.
Hotness Salad Romaine, Nashville hot fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, purple slaw, creamy dill dressing.
Pueblito Salad Romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeno crema dressing. Choose: grilled chicken, steak or cauliflower.
Pizza & Slices
Classic Cheese Slice and Pie Marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese.
Burrrrr-ata Slice and Pie Pink vodka, shaved pecorino, basil, calabrian chili drizzle, and burrata.
Grandma Patti Slice or Pie House parm pie. Fresh Mutz, pecorino, marinara, ricotta, basil. Vegetarian.
Moonshiner Slice and Pie Fresh basil, shaved pecorino, tony's extra virgin sicilian olive oil.
Pinky Slice and Pie Extra smoked pepperoni, vodka sauce and smoked mutz.
Stack-O-Pizza (5 Cheese Pies) 5 XL 18" Cheese Pies.
S#itfaced Chicken Slice and Pie Beer battered chicken breast with homemade honey stout BBQ sauce, mutz and cheddar.the best.umm.sober pizza? Tony's tip - make it blacked-out! Smoked bacon and fritos!.
Winger Slice and Pie Buttermilk Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mutz, blue cheese, ranch.
Mex-Corn Husker Slice and Pie Roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro and chiles. Vegetarian.
Ay Dios Mac! Slice and Pie Our cheesy mac and cheese pie, chipotle sauce, and cilantro. Vegetarian.
Jewish Cowboy Slice and Pie Jewish passover BBQ brisket, Havarti, beet horseradish & parsley.
Magic Mushroom Slice and Pie Black truffle sauce, breadcrumb crust, crimini mushroom, whipped ricotta, fresh mutz, parsley. Vegetarian.
Da Count Slice and Pie Garlic bread spread, fresh and smoked mutz, whipped ricotta, garlic and herbs, shaved pecorino. Vegetarian.
Ducktown Slice or Pie Garlic bread spread, ribeye steak, smoked bacon, fresh mutz, garlic & herbs.
Tikka Slice and Pie Sesame seed crust, tikka masala coconut curry, paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro. Vegetarian.
K-Pop Mic Drop Slice and Pie black sesame crust, gojuchang buldak fire cheesy fried chicken or cauliflower, thin sliced scallion.
Build Your Own
Vegan Slices and Pies
O.G. Vegan Slice and Pie Breadcrumb crust, marinara, vegan mutz, garlic and herbs, basil, vegan eggplant meatballs, sage pesto.
Subs & Burritos
Boken-boy Sub and Burrito Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, fresh and smoked mutz, house dressing.
3000 Sub and Burrito Beer battered chicken, honey stout BBQ, smoked bacon, mutz, cheddar, fritos.
500 Club Sub and Burrito Sinatra 2 steppin garlic aioli, chicken cutlet, smoked bacon, havarti, lettuce, tomato, house dressing, potato chips.
Ole' Sub and Burrito Mezcal marinated 12 spiced steak, mezcal grilled chicken or mezcal shaved seitan, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro and Mexican string cheese.
Ducktown Melt Sub and Burrito Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mutz on garlic bread.
Brotherly Love Sub and Burrito House Philly cheesesteak. Shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, sharp white wiz, fried onion, calabrian chili, and fried long hots.
Bad Leroy Sub and Burrito Shaved ribeye or shaved seitan, whipped goat cheese, jalapeno, beet horseradish, and havarti.
Boloney-Rex Sub Jurassic era size 8 hour smoked beef rib bone-in, caveman sauce and sharp white wiz. Instructions included. Yes they are needed!.
Crabby Killer Sub and Burrito Lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, fresh mutz, parsley.
Jersey Jezebel Sub and Burrito Nashville chicken, purple slaw, sour dill pickle, smoked cheddar, dill aioli.
Shoobie Sub and Burrito Fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips.
Diving Buffalo Sub and Burrito Buffalo chicken or cauliflower, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, celery.
Seoul Train Korean gojuchang buldak fire sauce, 3 melted cheeses, kimchi slaw, scallion, seeded roll.
Geppetto Sub House parm sub, salted ricotta, basil, and pecorino.
Thundercat Like 80's tv dinner watching thundercats but better. creamed spinach parm...pecorino creamed spinach, sesame seeds, chicken cutlet or eggplant cutlet, crispy onions.
Vegan Monsters Subs or Burritos
Squash the Beef Parm Sub or Burrito Yes...all vegan!...Eggplant meatball, sage pesto, marinara, vegan mutz, basil on a seeded roll.
Vegan 'Ole Sub or Burrito Oaxacan marinated seitan, chipotle sauce, vegan string cheese, lettuce, tomato, and cilantro.
Mozzarella Sticks
Original Pretzel Mozzarella Sticks Pennsylvania dutch pretzel crusted w/ super creamy homemade mozzarella, choice of marinara or vodka sauce.
Fries
Sinful by the binful.
House Fries Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli. Vegan. Triple fried.
Barbarian Fries Buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, mozzarella.
S#itfaced Fries Honey stout BBQ, mozzarella, cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos.
Bayou Fries Bayou butter, aged and fresh mozzarella, parsley.
Winger Fries Serrano, cayenne and guajillo Buffalo sauce, aged and fresh mozzarella, shaved celery. Veggie.
Crustacean Fries Jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley.
Hotness Fries Nashville hot sauce, smoked cheddar, pickles, and dill aioli.
Disco Prince Fries Garlic and herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, parsley.
Bastardo Fries Chipotle sauce, refried black bean, corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, cilantro. Veggie.
K-Pop Fries Gojuchang buldak fire sauce, 3 melted cheeses, scallion, black sesame seed. Triple fried.
Aloo Fries Sesame seed, tikka masala, vegan or fresh mutz, jalapenos, cilantro, green chutney. Vegan. Triple fried.
Bastardo Fundito Fries Chorizo, chipotle sauce, refried black bean, roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema and cilantro.
Magic Fries Black truffle sauce, fresh mozzarella, parsley. Triple fried.
