Popular Items
Chicken Tender Platter Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat, with Wanker Dip.
Thai Chicken Wrap Chicken breast marinated in Thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion & bean sprouts.
French Dip Lean roast beef, red onion, Swiss cheese on a stadium roll, au jus.
Schnax
Buffalo Wings & Fries New York style drumettes.
Bangkok Wings & Fries With sweet/hot chili sauce.
Zesty Swine Fries Fresh cut fries loaded with pulled pork tossed in buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, cilantro and jalapeno ranch.
Stuffed Jalape?os & Fries Four Jalape?os Peppers stuff?d with 4 cheeses & wrap?d in bacon. Served with Fries.
Chicken Tenders & Fries With Wanker dip.
Combo Platter Beer shrimp - buffalo wings - mozzarella stix - bacon wrap?d stuf?d jalape?os - fries no substitutions.
Salads & Soups
House Salad Crisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons.
Thai-Foon Salad Chunks of chicken breast, spinach, snow peas, red bell pepper and bean sprouts, tossed with a house specialty Thai ginger dressing.
Caesar Salad Romaine, croutons, tomato, and parmesan cheese, tossed with Caesar.
Buffalo Salad Romaine, tomato, cucumber, and shredded Monterey Jack and Tillamook Cheddar cheese, tossed with a Bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in Buffalo wing sauce.
Crispy Chicken Salad Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with Ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
Tex-Mex Salad Tender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red & green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with Salsa Ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
Tex Mex
Chili Chihuahua It?s a chili dog, dummy! A quarter pound all beef frank, smothered with killer chili, cheese and onions.
Chimichanga Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken, green chilis, and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar & jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. With refried beans.
Quesadilla Large flour tortilla with melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives & onions, sour cream & sals on the side.
Halibut Fish Tacos Two corn tortillas, shredded cabbage, fresh pico de gallo. Served with rice and beans.
Steak Tacos Two flour tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned steak, lettuce & pico de gallo. Served with refried beans, spanish rice and fresh salsa.
Chicken Tacos Two flour tortilla soft tacos loaded with grilled chicken, lettuce & pico de gallo. Served with refried beans, spanish rice and fresh salsa.
Carnitas Soft Tacos Two corn tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned, slow roasted pulled pork, onions and cilantro. Served with house made refried beans, Spanish rice and fresh hot or mild salsa.
Nachos A platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalape?os, salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream and guacamole.A platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalape?os, salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream and guacamole.
Super Nachos Big ?nuff for 4-6 people.
Wanker Melts
Turkey-Bacon-Swiss Melt Turkey, bacon, Swiss & tomato.
Chicken-Bacon-Swiss Melt Chicken breast, bacon, Swiss & tomato.
Beef-N-Cheddar Melt Roast beef, Tillamook Cheddar & tomato.
Wanker Wraps
Buffalo Wrap New York style Buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers.
Clubhouse Wrap Turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato and special sauce.
BBQ Chicken Ranch Wrap Diced chicken, BBQ Ranch Sauce, lettuce, tomato, mixed cheese & crushed chips.
Thai Chicken Wrap Chicken breast marinated in Thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion & bean sprouts.
Chicken Caesar Wrap Tender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan and Caesar dressing.
Veggie Wrap Black beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts and special sauce.
Burgers
Wanker Burger Special sauce, red onion, lettuce and tomato.
Jimmy Buffett's Cheese Burger ??I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and french fried potato?
Maui Burger Teriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, and special sauce.
Chili Burger Open face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and/or onion.
Patty Melt Our half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, saut?ed onions and Swiss cheese on grilled dark rye bread.
Blue Bacon Wanker Burger 1/2lb. Beef patty, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, chipotle pepper sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion on a sesame seed bun.
Hutt River Special A Wanker burger with ham, egg, bacon and cheddar.
Sammiches
Chicken Sammich Grilled chicken breast with mayo, lettuce, and tomato in a sesame seed bun.
Wanker's Beach Club Turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on double deck wheat toast.
French Dip Lean roast beef, red onion, Swiss cheese on a stadium roll, au jus.
Cuban Sammich Thin sliced ham, slow roasted pulled pork, Swiss cheese, pickles and Dijon mustard served on a crusty baguette bread roll.
BBQ Pulled Pork Sammich Slow roasted BBQ?d pulled pork topped with fresh made coleslaw and served on a bun.
Teriyaki Pulled Pork Sammich Teriyaki pulled pork topped with fresh made coleslaw and served on a bun.
Old Fashioned Deli Sandwich Sliced breast of turkey, lettuce, tomato and mayo w/choices of cheeses and bread. Add bacon for a buck.
Vegetarian Sammich Cream cheese, guacamole, Swiss & cheddar, lettuce, sprouts, tomato, bell pepper and cukes on whole wheat.
Veggie Burger Grilled veggie patty, Swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion, tomato and sprouts.
House Specialties
Served with a choice of green or Caesar salad, vegetable, bread and fries. Baked potato or mashed after 3pm. Sorry, we cannot split these items.
New York Steak A 160z. New York steak, seasoned and seared to your liking.
Country Fried Steak Country fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy.
Chicken Tender Platter Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat, with Wanker Dip.
Grilled Chook Grilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheeses, with honey mustard sauce.
Famous "Guiltless" Chicken 8 oz chicken breast marinated in our own blend of citrus and herbs.
Fish & Chips Icelandic Cod or Pacific Salmon battered & fried with tartar sauce and lemon wedges.
Halibut Fish & Chips Lightly beer battered & deep fried chunks of halibut served with fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce & lemon wedges.
Rice Bowls
Classic Brown Rice Bowl With green onions and bean sprouts.
Spanish Rice Bowl Our house Spanish rice served with mix cheeses, corn, cilantro, green onions, and salsa.
Dessert
Wanker's Mud Pie Still hungry? Try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham crackerStill hungry? Try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham cracker crust, swirled with chocolate syrup and topped with crushed Snickers.crust, swirled with chocolate syrup and topped with crushed Snickers.