Popular Items
Chimichanga Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken, green chilis, and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar & jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. With refried beans.
Chicken Tender Platter Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat, with Wanker dip.
Thai Chicken Wrap Chicken breast marinated in Thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion and bean sprouts.
Crispy Chicken Salad Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
Schnax | Appetizers
Spinach & Artichoke Dip With chips or baguette rounds.
Buffalo Wings & Fries New York style drumettes.
Bangkok Wings & Fries With sweet/hot chili sauce.
Zesty Swine Fries Fresh cut fries loaded with pulled pork tossed in buffalo sauce, blue cheese crumbles, cilantro and jalape?o ranch.
Stuffed Jalape?os & Fries Four jalapeno peppers stuffed with four cheeses and wrapped in bacon. Served with French fries.
Chicken Tenders and Fries With Wanker dip.
Combo Platter Beer shrimp, buffalo wings, mozzarella stix, bacon wrapped stuffed jalapenos, french fries.
Tex Mex
Carnitas Burrito Large flour tortilla stuffed with seasoned and slow roasted shredded pork, Mexican rice, and pico de gallo. Served with fresh tortilla chips and housemade hot or mild salsa.
Chimichanga Two flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken, green chilis, and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar & jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. With refried beans.
Quesadillas Large flour tortilla grilled and loaded. Served with salsa and sour cream on the side. Chicken: melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives, and onions. or Pork: slow cooked pulled pork, fresh made pico de gallo and melted cheese.
Halibut Fish Tacos Two corn tortillas. shredded cabbage, fresh pico de gallo, served with rice and beans.
Steak Tacos Two flour tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned steak or grilled chicken, lettuce, and pico de gallo. served with refried beans, spanish rice and fresh salsa.
Chicken Tacos Two flour tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned steak or grilled chicken, lettuce, and pico de gallo. served with refried beans, spanish rice and fresh salsa.
Carnitas Soft Tacos Two corn tortilla soft tacos loaded with seasoned, slow roasted pulled pork, onions and cilantro. Served with Spanish rice and fresh hot or mild salsa.
Nachos
Salads and Soups
Entr?e Salads served with crusty baguette garlic cheese bread.
House Salad Crisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons.
Thai-Foon Salad Chunks of chicken breast, spinach, snow peas, red bell pepper, bean sprouts, tossed with our house specialty Thai dressing.
Caesar Salad Romaine, croutons, tomato, and parmesan cheese, tossed with Caesar.
Buffalo Salad Romaine, tomato, cucumber, and shredded Monterey Jack and Tillamook Cheddar cheese, topped with a bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in Buffalo wing sauce.
Crispy Chicken Salad Breaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
Tex-Mex Salad Tender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red and green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with Salsa Ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
Wanker Melts
Melts are on grilled sourdough bread.
Turkey, Bacon and Swiss Melt Turkey, bacon and swiss cheese with tomato and ranch dressing.
Chicken, Bacon and Swiss Melt Chicken, bacon, and swiss cheese with tomato and ranch dressing.
Wanker Wraps
Wraps are a large flour tortilla with melted cheese and stuff grilled and rolled up. With French fries and pickles.
Buffalo Wrap New York style Buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers.
Clubhouse Wrap Turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and special sauce.
BBQ Chicken Ranch Wrap Diced chicken, BBQ ranch sauce, lettuce, tomato, mixed cheese, and crushed chips.
Thai Chicken Wrap Chicken breast marinated in Thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion and bean sprouts.
Chicken Caesar Wrap Tender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan, and Caesar dressing.
Veggie Wrap Black beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts, and special sauce.
Burgers
All of our burgers are one half pound of fresh ground beef on a sesame seed bun, included pickles and french fries
Wanker Burger Special sauce, red onion, lettuce, and tomato.
Jimmy Buffett's Cheese Burger I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57, and french fried potatoes
Maui Burger Teriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, and special sauce.
Chili Burger Open face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and/or onion.
Patty Melt Our half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, sauteed onion, swiss cheese on grilled marble rye bread. Add saut?ed mushrooms for additional cost.
Blue Bacon Wanker Burger 1/2 lb beef patty, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, chipotle pepper sauce, lettuce, tomato, and red onion on a sesame seed bun.
Hutt River Special Burger A Wanker burger(with all the fixing?s) piled on ham, egg, bacon, and cheddar.
House Specialties
Served with a choice of green or Caesar salad, vegetable, bread and choice of French fries, baked potato(after 4 pm), or garlic mashed- Load your potatoes for additional cost or skip the potato and get extra veggies! Sorry, we cannot split these items.
New York Steak(Certified Wanker Beef) A 16oz New York steak, seasoned and seared to your liking. Add Bleu Cheese crumbles or saut?ed mushrooms for additional cost.
Country Fried Steak Country fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy.
Famous Guiltless Chicken 8 oz chicken breast marinated in our own blend of citrus and herbs.
Chicken Tender Platter Battered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat, with Wanker dip.
Grilled Chook Grilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted Monterey Jack and Cheddar Cheeses, with honey mustard sauce.
Fish and Chips
Rice Bowls
Classic Brown Rice Bowl With green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili or Thai-Foon dressing.
Spanish Rice Bowl Our house recipe Spanish rice. Served with mixed cheeses, corn, cilantro, green onions, and hot or mild salsa.
Sammiches
Served with pickles and french fries.
Chicken Sammich Grilled chicken breast with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a sesame seed bun.
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich Grilled chicken breast tossed with Buffalo sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce, and tomato on a sesame seed bun.
Wanker's Beach Club Turkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on double deck wheat toast.
French Dip Lean roast beef, red onion, Swiss cheese on a stadium roll, au jus
Cuban Sammich Thin sliced ham, slow roasted pulled pork, Swiss cheese, pickles, and Dijon mustard served on a crusty baguette bread roll.
BBQ Pulled Pork Sammich Slow roasted pulled pork in your choice of BBQ or Teriyaki. Topped with fresh made slaw and served on a bun.
Teriyaki Pulled Pork Sammich Slow roasted pulled pork in your choice of BBQ or Teriyaki. Topped with fresh made slaw and served on a bun.
Vegetarian Sammich Cream cheese, guacamole, Swiss and cheddar, lettuce, tomato, bell pepper, and served on whole wheat.
Veggie Burger Grilled veggie patty, Swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion, tomato, and lettuce.
